THE WALL — Pre-Sale Drop

⚠️ This is a pre-sale item.

Orders ship internationally and take 3–5 weeks for delivery. The image shown is AI-generated — your brick will be real, and the packaging may vary (but the pettiness? Always on point). We’ll keep you updated every step of the way.

The OFFICIAL gag gift for hitting...

The Wall: Your Emotional Support Brick

We all know them — the friends whose "face card" is almost maxed out and headed straight for collections, but still swear that pretty privilege is part of their credit score. Enter The Wall: Your Emotional Support Brick — Ultimate petty boots in a box. And a hilarious coffee table conversation starter.

BONUS: The only gag gift louder than a “Baddies, Boss B’s, and the Independent ones.” church cry without saying a word. Perfect for the friend who insists no man is on their level, for so long they remember when Jheri curl activator brand was a dating preference.

Stackable. Collectible. Forever petty.

For Who?

• The friend who treats red flags like relationship goals.

• The ex who owns so many cats that their unionizing is a genuine HR concern.

• The brunch buddy who’s “done with drama”… until they spin the block one more time.

• The one who threw a “graduation from marriage” party, only to find out the ex didn’t just move on — they moved up.

What’s Inside:

• 1 solid clay brick (yes, sometimes the truth has weight)

• Collector’s Series Number — each drop is part of an ongoing series

• Bold, punchy packaging (design will vary by drop)

• A message louder than any bad dating decision.

• Instant awkward silence… and even louder laughter

Fresh Drops, Always:

The Wall stays fresh with constant new drops. Each one is part of an ongoing collectible series — stack them, line them up, or use The Wall to pave the road of your healing journey. Join The Wall community page on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok for exclusive and rare drops that won't be available for sale on this website, Join Today.

Side Effects May Include:

• A sudden and unexplained pouty bottom lip.

• The dreaded ugly cry face (no refunds).

• A suspicious investment in boxed wine stock.

• Sharp increase in posting “Hi guys, I’m OK” POV videos nobody asked for.

• Overuse of the word “narcissistic” to describe… literally everyone.

Perfect For:

• Bachelorette parties
  

• Breakups, rebounds, and “just need closure” friends

• Office white elephant gifts

• Anyone allergic to accountability

• Even yourself — when you need a no-nonsense reminder to stop skipping the gym

This doesn’t scream “You’re the problem.”
It just hands them The Wall, lets the silence do the talking, and makes them connect the dots.

You’re not being mean.
You’re being honest and mature with flair.

[PRE-SALE ITEM — Ships in 3–5 Weeks]